Seeing a little too much of Kat Von D

Within the past week, tattoo extraordinaire, and Miami Ink leading lady Kat Von D made a trip to NYC. Specifically, she stopped into a Barnes & Noble to sign books… did she tattoo the pages? Lame joke, but I wondered for a brief nanosecond.

She made an appearance… and boy, did she make an appearance! She showed more than her pretty, embellished face and signature at the book signing. For some reason, she came wearing this:

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WHY, Kat? Why, why why did you do that? Did you not know what a Barnes & Noble was? Had you never been there before? Because, in case you didn’t pick up on it, it’s not a brothel, or a casual hangout spot for scuba divers with loose morals. It’s where people go with their families. So ditch your see-through spandex-y, Barbie-sized, wet-suit looking jumpsuit, and put some real clothes on!

Given that this was a publicized event, one would think that the artist didn’t want to highlight her chest with a print, animal print bra behind her sheer, skin-tight top. Might as well just have painted it on. And that zipper? Is that even comfortable? Seems dangerous. Where does one even buy such a suit? Not that I want one for myself. I want to write them a strongly worded letter. Bad clothing company! Bad!

Not the first bad decision she has made: she dated serial cheater Jesse James, and just recently got engaged when Deadmau5 proposed… via Twitter… after they had broken up…

2012 Elle Style Awards

 

 

British fashion sweetheart Alexa Chung hosted the 15th Annual Elle Style Awards ceremony last Monday night at the Savoy Hotel in central London. Actresses, musicians, models and fashion insiders have all lined up in their stylish clothes on the red carpet.
The event honored some of the most influential designers and labels in the fashion realm, but also women and men who excelled in musical and acting fields:

 

Best Actor – Eddie Redmayne
Best Actress – Michelle Williams
Best TV Star – Christina Hendricks
Best TV Show – Downton Abbey
Best Music Act – Florence Welch
Best Model – Isabeli Fontana
Style Icon – Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Next Future Icon – Jessica Chastain
British Designer of the Year – Jonathan Saunders
International Designer of the Year – Sarah Burton
Contemporary Brand of the Year – ACNE
Jewellery Designer of the Year – Jordan Askill
Accessory Designer of the Year – Nicholas Kirkwood
Next Young Designer of the Year – Mary Katrantzou